$BROK – Not even the E left, is the tragic tale of a duck who lost everything trading crypto – except one last Solana and an unshakable dream.
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$BROK – Not even the E left, is the tragic tale of a duck who lost everything trading crypto – except one last Solana and an unshakable dream.
$BROK – Not even the E left, is the tragic tale of a duck who lost everything trading crypto – except one last Solana and an unshakable dream.
$BROK – Not even the E left. Roadmap
A Year of Delusion
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🍟 Duckie launches $BROK – Not even the E left from the break room at McDonald's.
🦆 First meme drops: “Buy $BROK – Not even the E left or cry in the freezer.”
💸 Community grows to 8 people. Two are bots.
📉 Price dumps 90%, then rebounds 0.5%. We call it “bullish.”
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📈 Whitepaper released. It’s just this roadmap and a duck doodle.
🤝 Twitter spaces with 3 listeners. One leaves halfway through.
🧢 Merch drop: “WAGMI but I Work at McDonald's” caps.
🔥 First duck NFT collection launches. Still available. All of it.
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🍔 Apply to get $BROK – Not even the E left accepted at McDonald's. Receive restraining order.
📱 Meme goes viral: “Bought the dip, now I flip the fries.”
🧠 Duckie holds motivational AMAs. Cries halfway through.
🔐 Liquidity officially locked – mostly by forgetting the wallet password.
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🛰️ Launch a DAO: Decentralized Association of Overfried
🪙 Attempt listing on tier-2 DEX. Accidentally list on food delivery app.
🎤 Live event: “RugCon 2025” – featuring Duckie and his mom.
🕊️ Final goal: Either moon or rebrand as $COPE.
Our Roadmap (Yes, we actually made one)
At $BROK – Not even the E left. we believe in full transparency:
We have no idea what we're doing – but we made a roadmap anyway. It includes questionable decisions, emotional damage, and occasional fries. From Duckie’s tragic launch in Q1 to our inevitable existential crisis in Q4, this is our journey. Follow along as we try to take one sad duck to the moon.
